Comments on Alex Traynor: Why I don’t have a girlfriend.

So just a few moments after I left that last comme...

2009-12-10T20:54:28.020-05:00

So just a few moments after I left that last comment and got into the shower, I realized I should have commented that you've therefore been doing the exact wrong thing by trying to find a girl who's "sane". You WANT her to be crazy. Just the right kind of crazy. Being sane just means being formed from the same mold you hate. Being a dirty little slut, that's the mold you hate, and you already KNOW that's the norm. So you need to go for the INsane. Genius exists in this world. There are some very abnormal people out there, in every flavor of the rainbow. Find one of the flavor you want, but that is not the sane flavor. If she's sane, you're guaranteed she'll be just what you hate. //Sandor

I will say one more thing though. You seem preoccu...

2009-12-10T13:40:45.348-05:00

I will say one more thing though. You seem preoccupied with time travel. I got here by clicking on the "my website" link at the end of your time travel video (which is fucking awesome, by the way - and for a few hours, was the best flash video I'd ever watched - then I watched the Strife Toons Dukeburger 2-parter) so there's that too. Is there some big thing you regret that you wish you could change? You and me both....

//Sandor

After reading this page, I must say, you weren't j...

2009-12-10T13:36:18.139-05:00

After reading this page, I must say, you weren't jaded and naive. You were realistic. I myself am pushing 30 now, born in 1980.... and reading this, by golly, I am right there with you all the same. Though I'd extend that conclusion to all human beings who aren't suicidal and give a damn about tomorrow. Everyone has his or her price.... if he or she cares about the future. So hey - maybe go for an intelligent crazy-ass girl on the edge. Worth a try, maybe? You need a girl like Suzumiya Haruhi, that's what you need. Too bad she's fictional.

//Sandor

or you could just say all women are teases and don...

2009-08-05T01:43:46.371-04:00

or you could just say all women are teases and dont even deserve to be approached trust me once you do find someone its hell when it doesnt work i have been through that just cause i wanted to see what love was like and now its apparant all girls are like the statue of liberty pretty when you look from a distance but get closer and all info learned you have one stuck up girl women were never worth it a genetic dead end for males therefore being alone is our answer hahaha

Dear Readers,I was 16 when I wrote this (It's olde...

2009-01-03T18:04:39.108-05:00

Dear Readers,

I was 16 when I wrote this (It's older than the date on the post.) I realize I come off as jaded, ignorant, and cynical. That was all very intentional at the time. Though, you must all realize that I've, you know, grown up since I wrote this and that most of it isn't really accurate anymore. I've also actually had a couple girlfriends since I wrote this, so read "The Life and Times of Alex Traynor" if you actually want to keep up to date on my love life or whatever.

-Alexanderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Man, I like you, but your reasons for why women do...

2009-01-03T17:48:07.771-05:00

Man, I like you, but your reasons for why women don't like you are bullshit. Sticker-whore really must have jaded you to make you so cynical.

1. A lot of girls don't have a whole lot of fashion sense either. And a lack of style is easily fixed. Look at the mannequins and try to emulate that in a less douche-y way. Or continue to not give a fuck.
2. At least you have a job. And you're working your way through school, which is pretty admirable.
3. You don't have to be a badass. Not every girl is looking for a guy who rides a motorcycle and has tattoos. Some girls are afraid of motorcycles.
4. Personally, I think not caring about what other people say is admirable. I care too much sometimes, and I'm really impressed by people who can break the social norm and give a big fuck you to people who are just trying to bring them down.
5. No one's attractive all the time. Especially not women. Have you seen us in the morning? Not as beautiful as when we get all dolled up and go out at night.
6. If you acknowledge that you're a jerk, then you can stop being a jerk. Or at least restrain yourself being an all-out ass.
7. If they don't get you, that's their problem, not yours.
8. Being nerdy is incredibly adorable to some females. Just because you haven't some one who like your unique brand of quirkiness yet doesn't mean you won't.

Okay, so maybe some of your reasons are sort of valid, but that doesn't mean you're hopeless. And please, for the sake of women everywhere, don't judge all of us by the few bitches and whores you've come in contact with. They may stand out in your mind the most, but just think about all the other girls you've met that you don't loathe. We're not all bad.

I think i went to the same school as you, Is this ...

2008-12-29T22:19:12.670-05:00

I think i went to the same school as you, Is this in Woodbridge Ontario by any chance... that school was HELL on earth for me.

I LOVE THIS MANYOU ARE A GENIOUSnot gonna lielol y...

2008-12-12T19:14:26.413-05:00

I LOVE THIS MAN
YOU ARE A GENIOUS
not gonna lie
lol you make good points
and have DELICIOUS explanations
and stories
if i was a woman, id DEFINATLY be a fangirl

thanks for the post, Interesting read. I googled, ...

2008-09-24T04:45:57.632-04:00

thanks for the post, Interesting read. I googled, Why I don't have a gf, and your page was one of them. I don't have a GF either, but oh well I still live life. Sometimes you win some and sometimes you lose some. Take Care buddy.

wow... I have the same problems as you do in this ...

2008-03-23T16:56:02.379-04:00

wow... I have the same problems as you do in this blog, I can relate...
except I'm not pale and freckled, I'm just kind of fat and have bad hair.

Thanks a lot buddy.....i was in acompletely pissed...

2008-01-15T10:17:51.480-05:00

Thanks a lot buddy.....i was in acompletely pissed off mood b4 going thru ur material....when i was done i found myself completely rejuvenated n chilled out.I like ut attitude 2wrds galz coz they deserve shit.Keep it up

STFU HES MINE .....so dont even try

2006-12-19T21:23:39.126-05:00

STFU HES MINE

.....so dont even try

do u prefer anal or vaginal sex? ...becasue i'm...

2006-12-19T21:22:41.206-05:00

do u prefer anal or vaginal sex?

...becasue i'm up for both

;)

waittt.........will you marry me?

2006-12-19T21:20:25.155-05:00

waittt.........will you marry me?

Anonymous my ass-pads. It's your neighborhood pal ...

2006-10-29T16:28:17.680-05:00

Anonymous my ass-pads. It's your neighborhood pal Mr. Squeaky givin you a few tips for the world of tampons and breast implants.

Ehhh... I can be the asshole school psycologist and tell you that there are women out there that don't want you for your fuzzy bunny stickers, but that's not my type. Just think someone will come along that has a fetish for the green tank top, and'll jump all ovah' that A-Trayne. Not all women are sensitive bitchy Oprah-fans looking to cuddle with your shoulder every 5 seconds, but most are. If you find one without a pink bedroom, then by god, start humping her leg furiously before she see's you touching yourself in front of IHOP.

Keep on truckin' Alex, you'll find your boobs somewhere in the crowded mess of Connecticut... Just hope their not moldy or hairy... (That was an analogy... Dumbasses...)

I honestly don't see why not. I go by the rule "If...

2006-10-23T22:26:49.006-04:00

I honestly don't see why not. I go by the rule "If they don't flock to me, they must be stupid or related to me".
So far, all females I have come across (lol) have apparently been either stupid or my mother. In your case, the desirables must be the ones you can imitate perfectly. These blog entries are more interesting than many things I can think of, is Glastonbury full of movie stars or pro athletes? Please continue to make entries. Hopefully someone with breasts and no penis will find them as funny as I do.